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I am a former IT professional that retired early to take on possibly the most terrifying, frustrating, amazingly rewarding job ever... being a Mom. My three unrepentant heathens keep me very busy and regularly force me to sharpen the wet noodle of my imagination in order to keep one shaky step ahead of them. In a given day I may be required to be the nemesis of Iron Man, a monster, a racetrack for assorted half-transformed transformers or the soundtrack to an epic battle between green army men and a penguin. It's nearly enough to drive you sane.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Gibberish

Can anyone translate this? I am apparently not as fluent in moron as I thought.


thanks all for u hellp ??? all u sux ...lol the host is a f** loocer ..no1 here no how run the alliance....fk all you and get a life .....


The idiot took a historic city ( with lots of help ) and apparently got pissy when he was unable to defend it during a time of night when most of the alliance is in bed. Pure genius folks.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

And it was a sunny 60 yesterday

Friday, March 19, 2010

Sluuuuurrrrp

<23:22>[Jormen]: rule #10: Don't go to the bathroom alone.


<23:22>[Agent47]: alright ill bring my girlfriend


<23:22>[Agent47]: lol


<23:23>[Dalki]: lol


<23:23>[LordPeteT]: ill bring kitty


<23:23>[Agent47]: lol


<23:23>[Spike]: 1 sec guys, were busy


<23:23>[Hellkitten]: meow!


<23:23>[LordPeteT]: one one thousand


<23:23>[Jormen]: does kitty do tongue baths?


<23:23>[Agent47]: wow u guys


<23:23>[LordPeteT]: i dont even know what she cant do with that tongue


<23:23>[Agent47]: u guys r way to sexual


<23:24>[Hellkitten]: Only if you beg really nice.. and get the signed permission form from my hubby


<23:24>[LordPeteT]: gene simmons of females


<23:24>[Jormen]: I'm good at forgery :D


<23:24>[Jormen]: but I suck at begging :(

Learn something new every day

<22:20>[FITZY]: HEY PETE HOW MANY FINGER AM i HOLDING UP? LOL


<22:20>[Miakoda]: lol


<22:20>[LordPeteT]: 1 big, one eyed finger


<22:21>[Dalki]: lol


<22:21>[FITZY]: sorry didnt mean to yell lol


<22:21>[FITZY]: I am irish so its not big pete


<22:21>[DanaDea]: hi


<22:21>[Hellkitten]: ROFL


<22:21>[dno]: lmao


<22:21>[Spike]: thats what she said


<22:21>[Spike]: :D


<22:21>[Dalki]: lol


<22:21>[LordPeteT]: im irish, and so not all irish are cursed

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Buahahahahahaha

EVONY ADMIN COMANDMENTS


1. Thou shall not cry to thy attacker


2. This is NOT SimCity and your refusal to believe so matters naught


3. Thou SHALL NPC thine own city (save me the effort)


4. Neither age nor gender nor physical impairment matter not


5. War is HELL get used to it


6. Thy aggression is most welcome


7. My troops WILL continue their journey


8. Your inneptitude is not my problem


9. I AM an A$$ no need to tell me :)


10. Repeat Law 1

My inner thermostat is stupid

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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Back in mah day sonny....

Is it just me or have people lost all sense of anything relating to modesty or morals? Back when Monkey and I were dating, the only person that saw me in less than at least semi modest clothing was him. Not his roomates, his buddies, etc. I don't mean swaddled to the neck but at least an oversized T that went to midthigh or longer. You just didn't run around undressed in front of another guy if you were " with " somebody. It was considered very uncool.


I may just be a prude.. it's possible, even likely as I am the woman that won't generally leave the house in shorts no matter how hot it is outside... Stuff like that just strikes me as trashy.. I'm weird.. oh well lol