Omg Omg Omg Omg

I literally nearly wet myself laughing.. although that could be due to watching the vid after reading This artcle ( and all the comments ) You MUST check this out!!

Dirty Bleeding Love

Been playing a lot more with layering textures and gradients to really achieve the looks I'm going for, tonight's result was interesting.. I give you, Dirty Bleeding Love!

Make clickies for full size and as always, free for personal use.. Commercial use without my authorization will result in an unfortunate livestock incident. Srsly.

Brushgasms are fun

I recently spent about 3 days happily snuggled up to my laptop joygasming all over a ton of awesome new PS brushes, textures, shapes and more. Many of these came from new sites of niftyness and yes, I will be linking back to them so that all may find their own happy place, then give it PARKLES!!!!!

To get a closer look at these just visit the Gallery :)

Impressive

This actually made me laugh out loud with enough volume to startle my husband

Masochistic Tendencies Revealed

Sooooo yeah, I finally sat my arse down and put together an actual website for all this nonsense. I don't know what I was thinking.. maybe the heat melted my brain. As my forte is making stuff pretty and not so much the coding side of things, I first went template hunting.

I admit I did not begin my search with much hope of finding something workable that wasn't plastered with adds, linkbacks, etc to such a degree that any addition on my part would be minimal at best. Imagine my shock when I found the perfect template! For Free even!! Much kudos to the folks over at Metamorphosis Design Studio for their amazing templates.

And then, when I thought my luck may have been used up for the night, I found an awesome little program for creating, editing and publishing rather sharp looking picture galleries to any website you could ever desire with the bare minimum of input. Best part of all.. it's Free! Thanks so much to the great folks at Visual Lightbox for making life that little bit easier.

And so, after a bit of tweaking and poking, the site is live, the blog is integrated, and I am done.. for now...

Because it got stuck in my head

Something for the Guys

Stone Swirly

Watercolor Garden

Antique Serenity

Fuzzy Flowers

Cake number 2

Roses on Mint

Chocolate Dreams

Watercolor Swirls

Godzilla Gets a Swirly

FAIL

Average Evony player

Parental hell yeah of the day, Robbie humming along with Back in Black

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My boys

OMG! The Floor.. it is LAVA!!

No I'm not a geek at all......

Safety Glasses Suggested

Sent to me by my friend Eric... and now, I must taint your retinas as well, enjoy!

Sometimes even a tripletake is not enough

The above is an REAL AD that I happened upon whilst browsing the always fun hackedirl.com...

No I'm not kidding

Yes, I am in shock

No, you cannot have the link " just to check" ... pervert!

But what about cats?

And here I thought religion was boring.....

WIN!

I was paging through Comixed.com when I cam across the image that encapsulates what all male first time evony players think... Enjoy.

Patience has an off button

I am normally a very patient person. I have to be, I have 3 children. but even my patience has a breaking point. Arguing with me when you are in the wrong is one of the things that wears it out quickly. Once I have issued a statement, that is the end of the argument. I have drawn my line and will stand firm. Do not test me, I will feel no regret taking the promised action.

Multimedia message

Was so happy to find this.. And sad to know it was going to leave me again...

Chat LoLs

[Alliance]<02:24>[Keara]: rocks up


[Alliance]<02:25>[HellKitten]: * keeps dirty comment to self *


[Alliance]<02:25>[Keara]: I got bigger balls then most here sweetie just wear em higher and call em chesticles


[Alliance]<02:25>[Keara]: lol


[Alliance]<02:25>[HellKitten]: ROFL

Gibberish

Can anyone translate this? I am apparently not as fluent in moron as I thought.

thanks all for u hellp ??? all u sux ...lol the host is a f** loocer ..no1 here no how run the alliance....fk all you and get a life .....

The idiot took a historic city ( with lots of help ) and apparently got pissy when he was unable to defend it during a time of night when most of the alliance is in bed. Pure genius folks.

And it was a sunny 60 yesterday

Sluuuuurrrrp

<23:22>[Jormen]: rule #10: Don't go to the bathroom alone.


<23:22>[Agent47]: alright ill bring my girlfriend


<23:22>[Agent47]: lol


<23:23>[Dalki]: lol


<23:23>[LordPeteT]: ill bring kitty


<23:23>[Agent47]: lol


<23:23>[Spike]: 1 sec guys, were busy


<23:23>[Hellkitten]: meow!


<23:23>[LordPeteT]: one one thousand


<23:23>[Jormen]: does kitty do tongue baths?


<23:23>[Agent47]: wow u guys


<23:23>[LordPeteT]: i dont even know what she cant do with that tongue


<23:23>[Agent47]: u guys r way to sexual


<23:24>[Hellkitten]: Only if you beg really nice.. and get the signed permission form from my hubby


<23:24>[LordPeteT]: gene simmons of females


<23:24>[Jormen]: I'm good at forgery :D


<23:24>[Jormen]: but I suck at begging :(

Learn something new every day

<22:20>[FITZY]: HEY PETE HOW MANY FINGER AM i HOLDING UP? LOL


<22:20>[Miakoda]: lol


<22:20>[LordPeteT]: 1 big, one eyed finger


<22:21>[Dalki]: lol


<22:21>[FITZY]: sorry didnt mean to yell lol


<22:21>[FITZY]: I am irish so its not big pete


<22:21>[DanaDea]: hi


<22:21>[Hellkitten]: ROFL


<22:21>[dno]: lmao


<22:21>[Spike]: thats what she said


<22:21>[Spike]: :D


<22:21>[Dalki]: lol


<22:21>[LordPeteT]: im irish, and so not all irish are cursed

Buahahahahahaha

EVONY ADMIN COMANDMENTS

1. Thou shall not cry to thy attacker


2. This is NOT SimCity and your refusal to believe so matters naught


3. Thou SHALL NPC thine own city (save me the effort)


4. Neither age nor gender nor physical impairment matter not


5. War is HELL get used to it


6. Thy aggression is most welcome


7. My troops WILL continue their journey


8. Your inneptitude is not my problem


9. I AM an A$$ no need to tell me :)


10. Repeat Law 1

My inner thermostat is stupid

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Yep.. I'm a geek

I just spent 20 min making sure that my twitter feeds interfaced properly with my blog and facebook while watching Revenge Of The Nerds... All I need now is a pocket protector.

Back in mah day sonny....

Is it just me or have people lost all sense of anything relating to modesty or morals? Back when Monkey and I were dating, the only person that saw me in less than at least semi modest clothing was him. Not his roomates, his buddies, etc. I don't mean swaddled to the neck but at least an oversized T that went to midthigh or longer. You just didn't run around undressed in front of another guy if you were " with " somebody. It was considered very uncool.

I may just be a prude.. it's possible, even likely as I am the woman that won't generally leave the house in shorts no matter how hot it is outside... Stuff like that just strikes me as trashy.. I'm weird.. oh well lol

Top Ten LOLs in Aliiance Chat

1. I hate when my poop is lower than my production

2. Go wash your brian you filthy prevert!

3. Epic Narf Brain!

4. Awww. My suzeraine set me free.. come back suzie!!

5. Our leader is very scary and fearsome!! If you're a cookie....

6. Oh dear.. my google just plundered you in the yahoo, I do apologise

7. Dude was all " I'm gonna take yer city" and I was all " Bring it!" and he sent his troops, and I brought mine home and was like all " Suprise! BUTTSEX!!

8. Alliance Viagra declares war on Alliance Boobjob, diplomacy alters to hostile automaticly

9. Foolish mortal, Pie r round!

10. You had best back up off my koolaide before I kung fu panda your ass!

The return of the random Top Ten

Top 10 things I never thought I would have to say as a parent

1. Robbie please put the tigger down and step away from the penguin

2. No Aric, we don't put kitty in the oven

3. Robbie No! we don't drink coffee straight from the pot!

4. Brenna we do not put mermaids in the toilet

5. Robbie stop beating up your big brother!

6. Sorry my son bit your leg, I'll get the bandages

7. Rob no!! We don't attack the mailman!!

8. No Aric, ninjas are not hiding in your sock drawer.

9. Brenna stop trying to put that bag on Aric's head, I'd like to keep him.

10. I really do not want to know why sponge bob is in the microwave.

And then the toaster started talking...

I created this blog to publish the random moments of my life I feel the need to share with others whether they want me to or not lol. Talking to a friend recently reminded me how much I loved writing like this back when the group of us posted random top ten lists and rants on Smoke Dock Rants. Blogging was rather unknown when we started our site but we apparently ( unknown to us ) had enough followers to earn a place in archive.org.

Welcome back to the insanity kids, I hope you enjoy the ride as much as I will.