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I am a former IT professional that retired early to take on possibly the most terrifying, frustrating, amazingly rewarding job ever... being a Mom. My three unrepentant heathens keep me very busy and regularly force me to sharpen the wet noodle of my imagination in order to keep one shaky step ahead of them. In a given day I may be required to be the nemesis of Iron Man, a monster, a racetrack for assorted half-transformed transformers or the soundtrack to an epic battle between green army men and a penguin. It's nearly enough to drive you sane.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Curiouser and Curiouser


I have a curious. Why is it, in this day of uber political correctness and everything has to be fair especially if you're gay/a minority/etc, everybody is treating gay marriage like it is some sort of bogey man? How would this in any way change the skyrocketing hetero divorce rate? Does this threaten single parents and unwanted children? Oh wait! I know! If we allow alternate lifestyles the same basic right to the misery, pain, joy and fulfillment of marriage then we ( as hetero couples) can no longer deny them the right to adopt children in care of the state that desperately need loving homes. Wait.. no.. that doesn't make sense. I mean really, what kind of moron would want to keep kids in a system that degrades and dehumanizes them whilst sucking down taxpayer dollars like a stoner at whitecastle? That wouldn't make any sense at all, especially in our current economic situation.

Here's the reality kids. Allowing any loving couple to get married no matter their gender shouldn't even be an issue. In a manner of speaking, it directly violates the constitution. We have freedom of religion, so you can't spank the bible over it. We have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Not sure all would agree that getting married is the same as pursuing happiness but hey, this is my blog so neener neener.

Frankly I would like the gov't to stop trying to micromanage my life. Stop trying to tell me who I can marry, how I should reproduce, what I can eat and what kind of freaking lightbulb I can buy. Your job is to manage the big picture, not be my daddy. And before I will even pretend to listen, you need to fix your own mess.

Republicans, your shit DOES stink. deal.

Democrats, Get over yourselves. We're over you.

All political parties, RTFM

Stop being egomaniacal toddlers that skipped naptime and start at least pretending to play adults on TV.

The progressive tax system is obviously fatally flawed and mortally wounded from all the loopholes. Institute a flat tax, no exceptions, no refunds. I expect it would be much easier to formulate a budget if you had a semi-predictable income. Kill the estate tax. Making money on grief is just gruesome. Stop spending money you don't have. That's just basic common sense kids. I have to live within my means, you should too.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Wait.. wha.. I don't even...

Friday, June 10, 2011

These two

Are such total hams. I had picked up my phone sideways to answer tweets and texts, happened to look like I was aiming at them, so they both stopped, sat, and said cheese so they could get a pic taken lol. I have very silly monsters.
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Thursday, June 9, 2011

I will probably get in trouble for this..

But I am not entirely certain candidate Mitt Romney would be a completely awful president. Please hear me out before you hunt me down like a rabid animal. Yes, he is Mormon. Yes, they do have magic underwear among other silly and slightly scary issues. That aside, they take care of their own, are financially stable, can properly manage a budget and have an amazing support structure in place to all that are a member in good standing and pay tithe. Think average tax paying citizen. Is this really so terrible? Religion aside, I find myself more and more looking over the flotsam, jetsam and flat out hot mess options and thinking maybe this guy can't be any worse than what we have now. Or do you really want Palin? <<-- had to fix that 4 times.. my Droid kept correcting it to " pain". Perhaps it knows something we don't?
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Saturday, June 4, 2011

Top Ten Things You Never Want To Hear From The Bathroom

10. What the hell, blue!?


9. Mommy mommy it's eating me!


8. That shouldn't be bleeding...


7. "Who's your daddy Anthony" "That's right you are Anthony


6. That's not supposed to be detachable


5. Don't come in! I'm shaving my skunk


4. Help, my depends are stuck


3. Sit ubu Sit. Good Dog.


2. Yeah that's right. Baa for daddy!!


1. So you have discovered my fortress of solitude

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Yeah I don't even....

Goofing off in photoshop today produced this.. dunno what inspired it but thank you Obsidian Dawn for your awesome brushes!