Top Ten LOLs in Aliiance Chat

1. I hate when my poop is lower than my production

2. Go wash your brian you filthy prevert!

3. Epic Narf Brain!

4. Awww. My suzeraine set me free.. come back suzie!!

5. Our leader is very scary and fearsome!! If you're a cookie....

6. Oh dear.. my google just plundered you in the yahoo, I do apologise

7. Dude was all " I'm gonna take yer city" and I was all " Bring it!" and he sent his troops, and I brought mine home and was like all " Suprise! BUTTSEX!!

8. Alliance Viagra declares war on Alliance Boobjob, diplomacy alters to hostile automaticly

9. Foolish mortal, Pie r round!

10. You had best back up off my koolaide before I kung fu panda your ass!

The return of the random Top Ten

Top 10 things I never thought I would have to say as a parent

1. Robbie please put the tigger down and step away from the penguin

2. No Aric, we don't put kitty in the oven

3. Robbie No! we don't drink coffee straight from the pot!

4. Brenna we do not put mermaids in the toilet

5. Robbie stop beating up your big brother!

6. Sorry my son bit your leg, I'll get the bandages

7. Rob no!! We don't attack the mailman!!

8. No Aric, ninjas are not hiding in your sock drawer.

9. Brenna stop trying to put that bag on Aric's head, I'd like to keep him.

10. I really do not want to know why sponge bob is in the microwave.

And then the toaster started talking...

I created this blog to publish the random moments of my life I feel the need to share with others whether they want me to or not lol. Talking to a friend recently reminded me how much I loved writing like this back when the group of us posted random top ten lists and rants on Smoke Dock Rants. Blogging was rather unknown when we started our site but we apparently ( unknown to us ) had enough followers to earn a place in archive.org.

Welcome back to the insanity kids, I hope you enjoy the ride as much as I will.