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I am a former IT professional that retired early to take on possibly the most terrifying, frustrating, amazingly rewarding job ever... being a Mom. My three unrepentant heathens keep me very busy and regularly force me to sharpen the wet noodle of my imagination in order to keep one shaky step ahead of them. In a given day I may be required to be the nemesis of Iron Man, a monster, a racetrack for assorted half-transformed transformers or the soundtrack to an epic battle between green army men and a penguin. It's nearly enough to drive you sane.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Top Ten Things You Never Want To Hear From The Bathroom

10. What the hell, blue!?


9. Mommy mommy it's eating me!


8. That shouldn't be bleeding...


7. "Who's your daddy Anthony" "That's right you are Anthony


6. That's not supposed to be detachable


5. Don't come in! I'm shaving my skunk


4. Help, my depends are stuck


3. Sit ubu Sit. Good Dog.


2. Yeah that's right. Baa for daddy!!


1. So you have discovered my fortress of solitude

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