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I am a former IT professional that retired early to take on possibly the most terrifying, frustrating, amazingly rewarding job ever... being a Mom. My three unrepentant heathens keep me very busy and regularly force me to sharpen the wet noodle of my imagination in order to keep one shaky step ahead of them. In a given day I may be required to be the nemesis of Iron Man, a monster, a racetrack for assorted half-transformed transformers or the soundtrack to an epic battle between green army men and a penguin. It's nearly enough to drive you sane.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

The return of the random Top Ten

Top 10 things I never thought I would have to say as a parent


1. Robbie please put the tigger down and step away from the penguin


2. No Aric, we don't put kitty in the oven


3. Robbie No! we don't drink coffee straight from the pot!


4. Brenna we do not put mermaids in the toilet


5. Robbie stop beating up your big brother!


6. Sorry my son bit your leg, I'll get the bandages


7. Rob no!! We don't attack the mailman!!


8. No Aric, ninjas are not hiding in your sock drawer.


9. Brenna stop trying to put that bag on Aric's head, I'd like to keep him.


10. I really do not want to know why sponge bob is in the microwave.

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Keep it clean please, if you can't make your point without childish namecalling then you don't really have a point to make.