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I am a former IT professional that retired early to take on possibly the most terrifying, frustrating, amazingly rewarding job ever... being a Mom. My three unrepentant heathens keep me very busy and regularly force me to sharpen the wet noodle of my imagination in order to keep one shaky step ahead of them. In a given day I may be required to be the nemesis of Iron Man, a monster, a racetrack for assorted half-transformed transformers or the soundtrack to an epic battle between green army men and a penguin. It's nearly enough to drive you sane.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Top Ten Things to put on your Resume

In the current job climate I decided to post this in the hopes it helps some of y'all out... Enjoy :)




10. The fifth Beatle


9. Target of a failed bloodless coup


8. Last of the Mohicans


7. Master of Puppets


6. Illuminati


5. The 5th horseman of the apocalypse


4. Warrior princess


3. Leader of the new school


2. Mr. Excitement


1. Angel of War

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