Top Ten Drawbacks to being a Superhero
10. Have to have a weirdo alter-ego
9. Porn stars stealing your name "What do you mean you're superman??...oh"
8. Cant Tell a Chick, "I know (insert superhero's name here)
7. Reveal secret identity every time you break glasses
6. No-one ever gets to have sex, the kids are watching
5. Twenty minutes to get out of tights to use bathroom
4. You can never sleep.....
3. Someone swearing eternal vengeance on you every two weeks.
2. One D.U.I and they wanna lock you up...even if you are driving the batmobile
1. The only one available to wax the batpole is Alfred (I think that fits with number six also)
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Keep it clean please, if you can't make your point without childish namecalling then you don't really have a point to make.