- Help! I'm stuck on a broken escalator!
- Complaints about other drivers.. via text.. while you're driving
- The battery on my phone sucks! I have to charge it once a day!
- Is the floor wet? (surrounded by wet floor signs)
- Oh Wow! You can make bread without a bread machine?!?!
- Who is Robert E Lee? ( from a southerner )
- Going to a gas station with 8 inches of snow on the ground for a 6pack of cheap beer.. after 2am
- White boys from suburbia trying to pretend to be "gangsta"
- Hipsters, nuff said
- Emo kids with Hot Topic wardrobes bought with daddy's platinum visa complaining about how "depressing" their life is.
About Me
- Kitten
- I am a former IT professional that retired early to take on possibly the most terrifying, frustrating, amazingly rewarding job ever... being a Mom. My three unrepentant heathens keep me very busy and regularly force me to sharpen the wet noodle of my imagination in order to keep one shaky step ahead of them. In a given day I may be required to be the nemesis of Iron Man, a monster, a racetrack for assorted half-transformed transformers or the soundtrack to an epic battle between green army men and a penguin. It's nearly enough to drive you sane.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Top Ten Headache Inducers
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Keep it clean please, if you can't make your point without childish namecalling then you don't really have a point to make.